1) He is a better driver
2) He likes animals, especially Siberian Huskies
3) He is smarter
4) He isn't a bitch... completely
5) His accent is less annoying
6) He would make a better President
7) He would lower taxes. Or raise them. Whatever.
8) Same for Health Care
9) Highest surfer voter turnout ever, as opposed to highest redneck moose muncher turnout ever... okay that one's a wash.
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