Friday, October 31, 2008

Why My Fish Is Better Than Your Fish


1) He recognizes me, and greets me when I come home.
2) He lives in a skull-shaped home. By choice.
3) His name is Deuce.
4) He lets me decide when and how much to feed him. Yes, he can go three weeks eating his own poop.
5) He has no problems with people using his bowl as a wishing well.
6) He is the oldest fish I have ever met -- 18 months old.
7) He can blow bubbles at will.

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