Thursday, October 30, 2008

Things That Smell Good That Probably Shouldn't


1) Leather -- it's a cow's skin, enough said.
2) Gasoline -- if it weren't for the flammable thing, I would bathe in you.
3) Newspapers -- I don't know that this should necessarily smell bad, but there's really no reason it should smell good.
4) Strippers -- I don't need to explain.
5) Dog food -- You're not for me to eat, so stop tempting me.
6) Airplane air vent air -- It just doesn't fit the general discount coach seat nastiness.
7) Overheating office printers -- they kind of smell like fresh Papa John's pizza.

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