Capes are possibly the most underrated outer garment. Below are reasons they need to come back:
1) Pure style -- no other item looks equally as cool whether the wearer is walking, running, or riding a bike.
2) Convenient warmth-- Imagine having a blanket with you at all times, but one you don't actually need to carry with your hands.
3) Ease of finding the correct size -- I am reasonably confident manufacturers could stick to two sizes, child and normal.
4) Handy picnic/beach/stadium supply -- no explanation needed.
5) Backpack protection -- not only will you remain dry, but your backpack will as well!
6) Slimming effect -- no easier way to hide a large ass than draping a tarp over it.
1) Pure style -- no other item looks equally as cool whether the wearer is walking, running, or riding a bike.
2) Convenient warmth-- Imagine having a blanket with you at all times, but one you don't actually need to carry with your hands.
3) Ease of finding the correct size -- I am reasonably confident manufacturers could stick to two sizes, child and normal.
4) Handy picnic/beach/stadium supply -- no explanation needed.
5) Backpack protection -- not only will you remain dry, but your backpack will as well!
6) Slimming effect -- no easier way to hide a large ass than draping a tarp over it.
7) Sound effects -- nothing radiates power like the "swish" of a cape.
I am reasonably certain there are more benefits to the cape, but this is all I've got at the moment. I'll update as needed.
I am reasonably certain there are more benefits to the cape, but this is all I've got at the moment. I'll update as needed.
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